The old man replied…..

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

Dil Mein Yaadein……..

Aaj meri jaan nikal padi hai apne safar par
Meri Aankhon mein aansoo Dil mein yaadein chodkar
Kis waqt is jagah wo bethi thi mere pass mein
Aaj bhi ek waqt hai jab tanhai hai mere sath mein
Ab zindaci mein bs unka hi sahara hai
Sadiyo se rakha hai khuda ne naam Intezaar-E-alam humara hai
Seene dhadakta hai ye dil
Is par naam likha tumhara hai
Khabar chapi hai in dino,’Ek Pagal Premi”
Zara gaur se dekho wo ishtehaar humara hai.