Never Mess with Kids

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.

The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.

Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid:

Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…

Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.

Why?

Man: I don’t know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?

 

WOMAN HITLER

This has got to be one of the cleverest messages I’ve received in a while,

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one!)

1. DILIP VENGSARKAR

When you rearrange the letters:

A SPARKLING DRIVE

2. PRINCESS DIANA

When you rearrange the letters:

END IS A CAR SPIN

3. MONICA LEWINSKY

When you rearrange the letters:

NICE SILKY WOMAN

 

4. DORMITORY

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

5. ASTRONOMER

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

6. DESPERATION

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

7. THE EYES

When you rearrange

THEY SEE

8. A DECIMAL POINT

When you rearrange the letters:

I M A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE

9. MOTHER-IN-LAW

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER… :-D :-P

Hindu Gods in IT world.

Hindu Gods as and in IT world.

Brahma: System installer

Vishnu: System operator

Shiva: System programmer

Narad: Data Transmitter

 

Yama: Deleter

Apsara & Rambha: Virus

Ganapati: Anti virus

Hanuman: E-Mail

Chitragupta: Hard Disc

Saraswati: Internet explorer

Parvati: Mother Board?

Lakshmi: ATM :-) :-D

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