Doston ki gaaliyan…

Jab b dost achi baat kahenge GAALI zarun denge:

1. Beautiful girl – Oye ma ki lodi kya maal hai.

2. Cricket mein – Iski maa ka choda mara kya chakka mara hai.

3. Dost aaye to – Aa gaya chutiyaa.

4. Ladki na pate to – Bhen ki lodi r#ndi hai.

5. Exam pass hone par – Bhosdi k tu tu pass ho gaya.

6. Ghar jana ho to – Ghar jana hai nai to Baap G#nd maar dega.

7. Koi sidha sadha aadmi dikhe to – Chodu hai l#da

8. Ye SMS padhne k baad – bhench#d kya message bheja hai

19 thoughts on “Doston ki gaaliyan…”

  1. tum sab ki maa ka choot tum logi ki gand marni padegi kutto land bhi khada nahi hota hoga tumara ladki kya chodoge haramiyo

  2. Belive In Love !

    Love Has A Great Power !

    It Can “Remove” Misunderstanding..

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    Worries..

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    Doubts..

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    Fears..

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    Underwears.. etc; etc;..!

  3. Belive In Love !
    Love Has A Great Power !
    It Can "Remove" Misunderstanding..
    #
    Worries..
    #
    Doubts..
    #
    Fears..
    #
    Tears..
    #
    T-Shirts..
    #
    Jeans..
    #
    Pantys..
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    Underwears.. etc; etc;..!

  4. Ek Marwadi Ladka Sindhi Ladki Se Pyaar Karta Tha. Ek Din Sindhi Ladki Ne Usse Kaha.
    Sindhi Ladki: “Jab Papa So Jayenge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Fenkungi, Awaz Sunkar Tum Jaldi Se Andar Aa Jana”
    Lekin Ladka Sikka Fenkne Ke Ek Ghante Baad Aaya
    Sindhi Ladki Boli: “Tumne Itni Der Kyu Laga Di?”
    Marwadi Ladka: “Wo Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha”
    Sindhi Ladki: “Pagal Wo To Dhaaga Bandh Ke Fenka Tha, Wapis Kheench Liya“

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