Rajnikant SMS

RAJNIKANTH once again at his best:

-When Rajni had surgery , anesthesia was given to d doctors
-Rajni once entered a race, he came 1st, 2nd n 3rd
-Death once had a “near-Rajni” experience
-When Rajni does division, there are no remainders
-Rajni doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin n d other nine faint
-Jesus can walk on water but Rajni can swim through land
-Rajni can finish mario bros without using the jump button
-Rajni can remove the year 2012 from calender so that world doesnt end that year
-Rajni had died 20 yrs ago.death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet
-If Rajni was born 100 yrs ago,British wud have fought to get Independence
-When God is shocked, He exclaims “Oh my Rajnikanth!”:-P

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