NON-VEG SMS

NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP…

Ek PAKISTANI USA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.

KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai. 

AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.

KHAN: kyo AMMI

AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga,

Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko

Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,

NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,

Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,

Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,

Tere MOUSA se Muje,

Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,

Driver se teri Behen ko

Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega!

Tuje ALLAH ka vasta

Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana.. 

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