A lawyer came home
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral: Start studying LAW