Lord ganesha had two wives

Lord ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi….

Most men have one…. Ziddi…

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National food of India —- “KASAM”

Sab khate hain….

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“If the loser smiles after losing the game , the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!

Thats the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……

Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Man..!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody — But…!! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it….!

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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….

And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ….  It’ll move on its own !!

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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi Lagti Hai..

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Santa k sir se khoon nikal rha tha.

Dr – Ye kaise hua?

Santa – Main hath se diwar tod raha tha, kisi ne kaha Paji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemal kar lia karo…

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Promises are Like Babies!! Fun to Make but Hell to Deliver…

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One economical thought: ‘D best line wich helps 2 save money wen going on dinner wid ur gf- . . . “bol kya khayegi MOTI..???

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