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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up: Take it easy, it’s a face & not a coloring book.
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The maxima of my life became the point of inflexion without differentiation of pain which is in term of multiple of log.
And you says that “YOUR MATHS FOR LOVE IS WEAK”……….
But i says I AM NOT FAKE MY LOVE ONLY YOUR ANGLE OF ELEVATION CHANGED…
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Mumbai daily lingo :
A – ailaa
B – bhendi
C – chindi
D – dhasu
E – ekdam
F – fadoo
G – ghanta
H – hailaa
I – item
J – jhol
K – kalti
L – lapet , lafda
M – maa kasam , maal
N – nautanki , naatak
O – oye
P – phut chal
Q – qeeda
R – raapchik
S – shaanpati
T – tapori
U – ukhad
V – vaat
W – wohich
X – xhun
Y – yeda
Z – zakaas
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Zindagi… Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo… Warna… Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!
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Attention: Whomsoever I’ve ever irritated knowingly or by mistake. . .. …
Whatever I’ve done in the past was just a trailer,
Baby! Watch out the future!
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Scientists Have Proved that there are 6155756148910 PeopLe in the World
who r 2 LAZY 2 Read the above Number..
Now Don’t Laugh at urSelf..
gud-morning!.
