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><channel><title>SMS Collection</title> <atom:link href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com</link> <description>The best Collection of SMS and Jokes.</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 16:08:50 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Why the women hates</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/x-rated-sms/why-the-women-hates/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/x-rated-sms/why-the-women-hates/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:45:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>prashant4ever</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[X-Rated SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Naughty SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SEX]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[xxx sms]]></category><guid
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/x-rated-sms/why-the-women-hates/">Why the women hates</a> is a post from: <a
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href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/girl-friend-sms/ab-aap-bhi-ban-sakte-hai/' rel='bookmark' title='AB aap bhi ban sakte hai'>AB aap bhi ban sakte hai</a> <small>AB aap bhi ban sakte hai apni GIRLFRIEND K BACHE...</small></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the women hate period time?</p><p>coz it is &#8220;Bloody waste of fucking time&#8221;..</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a
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/> <a
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href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/x-rated-sms/why-the-women-hates/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Rab ne banaya jodi</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/rab-ne-banaya-jodi/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/rab-ne-banaya-jodi/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:33:42 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>prasadrockzz</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bollywood sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Naughty SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category><guid
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/rab-ne-banaya-jodi/">Rab ne banaya jodi</a> is a post from: <a
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href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/festival-sms/rango-mein-ghuli-ladki/' rel='bookmark' title='Rango mein ghuli ladki'>Rango mein ghuli ladki</a> <small>Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta...</small></li><li><a
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/rab-ne-banaya-jodi/">Rab ne banaya jodi</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/jokes/rab-ne-banaya-jodi/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sham ki shama &#8211; Emotional</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/emotional-sms/sham-ki-shama-emotional/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/emotional-sms/sham-ki-shama-emotional/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:57:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>PREMMADAAN</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Emotional SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sad shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sad sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=8279</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Sham ki shama me ek tasveer najar ati hai, Tab in hothon se ek bat nikal ati hai, Kab hogi ap se ji bhar ke baten, Bas yahi soch kar har rat nikal jati hai&#8230;. Related posts: manhole milne se dosti Manjil milne se dosti bhulai nahi jati. humsafar milne se... Tum Khadi Muskurati ho [...]</p><p><br
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/emotional-sms/sham-ki-shama-emotional/">Sham ki shama &#8211; Emotional</a> is a post from: <a
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/> Tab in hothon se ek bat nikal ati hai,<br
/> Kab hogi ap se ji bhar ke baten,<br
/> Bas yahi soch kar har rat nikal jati hai&#8230;.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/emotional-sms/sham-ki-shama-emotional/">Sham ki shama &#8211; Emotional</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/emotional-sms/sham-ki-shama-emotional/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/shayari-sms-2/ladki-k-inkaar-par-ek-ghazal/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/shayari-sms-2/ladki-k-inkaar-par-ek-ghazal/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:34:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>smsnjokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Shayari SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cool sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Girl Friend SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=8228</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Kameeni Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota, Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge, Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi.. Ishq [...]</p><p><br
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/shayari-sms-2/ladki-k-inkaar-par-ek-ghazal/">Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal</a> is a post from: <a
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href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-shayari-indian-cricket-team-ke-naam/' rel='bookmark' title='Ek Shayari Indian Cricket Team ke Naam'>Ek Shayari Indian Cricket Team ke Naam</a> <small>Ek Ladki thi Deewani si, Tendulkar pe wo Marti Thi,...</small></li><li><a
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src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p><p>Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi<br
/> Kameeni Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi</p><p>Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota,<br
/> Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi</p><p>Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge,<br
/> Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..</p><p>Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi<br
/> Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..</p><p>Maan Lo Agr Ye ek tarfa Mohabbat Thi Tou Phr Bhootni!<br
/> Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskraane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi <img
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/shayari-sms-2/ladki-k-inkaar-par-ek-ghazal/">Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/shayari-sms-2/ladki-k-inkaar-par-ek-ghazal/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sholay in modern era</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/sholay-in-modern-era/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/sholay-in-modern-era/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:31:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>smsnjokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Naughty SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=8225</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>*Sholay 2012* . . Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the? . . . . . . . . . . . . Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya nihar raha tha..!! x) Related posts: Chaby se kaan 1aadmi chabi s apna kaan khuja raha tha Sardar use... VIDYA Me Man Lagao [...]</p><p><br
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/sholay-in-modern-era/">Sholay in modern era</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p> Related posts:<ol><li><a
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href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/vidya-me-man-lagao/' rel='bookmark' title='VIDYA Me Man Lagao'>VIDYA Me Man Lagao</a> <small>Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha Boy:Apke Kehne Par Mai  Dirty Picture...</small></li><li><a
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/> Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?<br
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/> Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya<br
/> nihar raha tha..!! <img
src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> x) <img
src='http://www.smsnjokes.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a
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href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/vidya-me-man-lagao/' rel='bookmark' title='VIDYA Me Man Lagao'>VIDYA Me Man Lagao</a> <small>Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha Boy:Apke Kehne Par Mai  Dirty Picture...</small></li><li><a
href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/dost-jo-msg-nahi-karte/' rel='bookmark' title='Dost jo msg nahi karte..'>Dost jo msg nahi karte..</a> <small>SAMBHA:Sardar in DOSTO ka kya karu Jo msg nahi karte...</small></li></ol></p><p><br
/><br
/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/sholay-in-modern-era/">Sholay in modern era</a> is a post from: <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/sholay-in-modern-era/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What is true love?</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/what-is-true-love/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/what-is-true-love/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:30:24 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>smsnjokes</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hindi SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romantic SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=8222</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Wat is true love??? subah uth k ankhe kholne se pehle jiska chehra dekhne ki ichcha ho, wo pyar h.. mandir me darsan krte waqt kisi k pas khade hone ka ehsas ho,wo pyar h.. Pure din ki thakan jiske sath baithne ki kalpna se hi dur ho, wo pyar h&#8230; sar kisi ki god [...]</p><p><br
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/> <a
href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/what-is-true-love/">What is true love?</a> is a post from: <a
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/> chehra dekhne ki ichcha ho, wo pyar h..</p><p>mandir me darsan krte waqt kisi k pas khade<br
/> hone ka ehsas ho,wo pyar h..</p><p>Pure din ki thakan jiske sath baithne ki kalpna<br
/> se hi dur ho, wo pyar h&#8230;</p><p>sar kisi ki god me rkh k lage ki mann halka ho<br
/> gaya, wo pyar h&#8230;</p><p>lakh kosish krke b dil jise nafrat n kr sake or<br
/> na hi bhul sake, wo pyar h&#8230;</p><p>ye sms padte waqt jiski yad aaye,wo apka<br
/> pyar h.</p> <a
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