<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>SMS Collection</title> <atom:link href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com</link> <description>The best Collection of SMS and Jokes.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 04:52:51 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>People Say I&#8217;m stone Hearted</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/people-say-im-stone-hearted/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/people-say-im-stone-hearted/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 04:52:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>gaurav0500</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=8465</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;People Say I&#8217;m stone Hearted Yes, I am Bcz anything written on Stone will stay Forever So people who r in my Heart will remain there 4ever&#8217;</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/people-say-im-stone-hearted/">People Say I&#8217;m stone Hearted</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;People Say I&#8217;m stone Hearted Yes,<br /> I am Bcz anything written on Stone will stay Forever So<br /> people who r in my Heart will remain there 4ever&#8217;</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/people-say-im-stone-hearted/">People Say I&#8217;m stone Hearted</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/love-sms/people-say-im-stone-hearted/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Khyal to aya hota</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/khyal-to-aya-hota/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/khyal-to-aya-hota/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 09:45:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aaditya1312</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Heartbreak Messages]]></category> <category><![CDATA[break up sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[heart break sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sad sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16443</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Banane wale ne DIL kanch ke banae hota… todne wale ke haath me…zakham to aaya hota… jab bhi dekhta vo apne haatho ki taraf..kam se kam use hamara khyal to aaya hota…!!!!</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/khyal-to-aya-hota/">Khyal to aya hota</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Banane wale ne DIL kanch ke banae hota… todne wale ke haath me…zakham to aaya hota… jab bhi dekhta vo apne haatho ki taraf..kam se kam use hamara khyal to aaya hota…!!!!</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/khyal-to-aya-hota/">Khyal to aya hota</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/khyal-to-aya-hota/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kon tere kam aya</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/kon-tere-kam-aya/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/kon-tere-kam-aya/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 09:43:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aaditya1312</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Heartbreak Messages]]></category> <category><![CDATA[heart break sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sad sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shayari]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16441</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p> Aankhe taras kr ro padi, na unka koi paigam Aaya,   chale gye hme akela chhod k, ye kaisa mukam Aaya,   meri tanhai muskurai mujhpe or boli Bta mere siva kon tere kam aya&#8230;&#8230;. </p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/kon-tere-kam-aya/">Kon tere kam aya</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong> Aankhe taras kr ro padi, na unka koi paigam Aaya, </strong></p><p><strong> chale gye hme akela chhod k, ye kaisa mukam Aaya, </strong></p><p><strong> meri tanhai muskurai mujhpe or boli Bta mere siva kon tere kam aya&#8230;&#8230;. </strong></p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/kon-tere-kam-aya/">Kon tere kam aya</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/heartbreak-messages/kon-tere-kam-aya/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-aadmi-pepsi-samne-rakh-k-udas-baitha-tha/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-aadmi-pepsi-samne-rakh-k-udas-baitha-tha/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 07:01:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tjkingg</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16435</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha, Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai? Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me [...]</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-aadmi-pepsi-samne-rakh-k-udas-baitha-tha/">Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha,<br /> Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai?<br /> Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai<br /> Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya<br /> Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi<br /> Office Late Puhncha<br /> Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya<br /> Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha.<br /> Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya..</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-aadmi-pepsi-samne-rakh-k-udas-baitha-tha/">Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/funny/ek-aadmi-pepsi-samne-rakh-k-udas-baitha-tha/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ek phool ajeeb tha</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/sad-sms-2/ek-phool-ajeeb-tha/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/sad-sms-2/ek-phool-ajeeb-tha/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:06:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>raiden</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Sad SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Emotional SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16423</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Ek phool ajeeb tha kabhi humare bhi bahut kareeb tha, jab hum chahne lage use, to pata chala, wo kisi doosre ka naseeb tha..;(:(</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/sad-sms-2/ek-phool-ajeeb-tha/">Ek phool ajeeb tha</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ek phool ajeeb tha<br /> kabhi humare bhi bahut kareeb tha,<br /> jab hum chahne lage use,<br /> to pata chala,<br /> wo kisi doosre ka naseeb tha..;(:(</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/sad-sms-2/ek-phool-ajeeb-tha/">Ek phool ajeeb tha</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/sad-sms-2/ek-phool-ajeeb-tha/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Teri Dosti Ne Dard Sehna Sikha Diya</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/teri-dosti-ne-dard-sehna-sikha-diya/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/teri-dosti-ne-dard-sehna-sikha-diya/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 00:02:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>raiden</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[shayari]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16421</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Teri Dosti Ne Dard Sehna Sikha Diya Meri Rooh Ko Jina Sikha Diya Tu Kya Jane Kya H Tera Sath Tere Sath Ne Mere Aansuo Ko Muskurna Sikha Diya..</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/teri-dosti-ne-dard-sehna-sikha-diya/">Teri Dosti Ne Dard Sehna Sikha Diya</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Teri Dosti Ne Dard Sehna Sikha Diya Meri Rooh Ko Jina Sikha Diya<br /> Tu Kya Jane Kya H Tera Sath<br /> Tere Sath<br /> Ne Mere Aansuo Ko Muskurna Sikha Diya..</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/teri-dosti-ne-dard-sehna-sikha-diya/">Teri Dosti Ne Dard Sehna Sikha Diya</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/teri-dosti-ne-dard-sehna-sikha-diya/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Right things are not always possible</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/inspirational-sms/right-things-are-not-always-possible/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/inspirational-sms/right-things-are-not-always-possible/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:59:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>raiden</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Inspirational SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[motivational sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16419</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Right things are not always possible&#8230; Possible things are not always right&#8230; Be true to yourself&#8230; you will never go wrong&#8230;</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/inspirational-sms/right-things-are-not-always-possible/">Right things are not always possible</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right things are not always possible&#8230;<br /> Possible things are not always right&#8230;<br /> Be true to yourself&#8230;<br /> you will never go wrong&#8230;</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/inspirational-sms/right-things-are-not-always-possible/">Right things are not always possible</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/inspirational-sms/right-things-are-not-always-possible/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sumtimes We Are Only Given Few Minutes</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/miss-you/sumtimes-we-are-only-given-few-minutes/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/miss-you/sumtimes-we-are-only-given-few-minutes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:56:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>raiden</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Miss You SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16417</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Sumtimes We Are Only Given Few Minutes To Be With The One We Love.. &#38; Thousand Minutes To Spend Thinking Of Them.!:)</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/miss-you/sumtimes-we-are-only-given-few-minutes/">Sumtimes We Are Only Given Few Minutes</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sumtimes We Are Only Given Few Minutes To Be With The One We Love..<br /> &amp;<br /> Thousand Minutes To Spend Thinking Of Them.!:)</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/miss-you/sumtimes-we-are-only-given-few-minutes/">Sumtimes We Are Only Given Few Minutes</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/miss-you/sumtimes-we-are-only-given-few-minutes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Friendship is a bridge</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-bridge/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-bridge/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 23:53:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>raiden</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16413</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Friendship is a bridge between u &#38; me! When u feel lonely, cross it..I&#8217;m waiting on d otherside 4evr&#8230;nd If u r afraid, tell me..I&#8217;ll cross it 4u. Related posts: Friendship is like a tree &#8211; friendship sms FRIENDSHIP is like a tree. It is not MEASURED on... FriendShip is Not how you forget FriendShip is Not [...]</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-bridge/">Friendship is a bridge</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p> Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-like-a-tree-friendship-sms/' rel='bookmark' title='Friendship is like a tree &#8211; friendship sms'>Friendship is like a tree &#8211; friendship sms</a> <small>FRIENDSHIP is like a tree. It is not MEASURED on...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-not-how-you-forget/' rel='bookmark' title='FriendShip is Not how you forget'>FriendShip is Not how you forget</a> <small>FriendShip is Not how you forget BUT how you forgive, Not...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-little-more-smile/' rel='bookmark' title='Friendship is a little more Smile'>Friendship is a little more Smile</a> <small>Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown;...</small></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friendship is a bridge between u &amp; me!<br /> When u feel lonely, cross it..I&#8217;m waiting on d otherside 4evr&#8230;nd<br /> If u r afraid, tell me..I&#8217;ll cross it 4u. <img src='http://d1knvwwyo3hbj8.cloudfront.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-like-a-tree-friendship-sms/' rel='bookmark' title='Friendship is like a tree &#8211; friendship sms'>Friendship is like a tree &#8211; friendship sms</a> <small>FRIENDSHIP is like a tree. It is not MEASURED on...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-not-how-you-forget/' rel='bookmark' title='FriendShip is Not how you forget'>FriendShip is Not how you forget</a> <small>FriendShip is Not how you forget BUT how you forgive, Not...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-little-more-smile/' rel='bookmark' title='Friendship is a little more Smile'>Friendship is a little more Smile</a> <small>Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown;...</small></li></ol></p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-bridge/">Friendship is a bridge</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/friendship/friendship-is-a-bridge/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai</title><link>http://www.smsnjokes.com/kiss-sms/doctor-mere-lips-pe-infection-hogaya-hai/</link> <comments>http://www.smsnjokes.com/kiss-sms/doctor-mere-lips-pe-infection-hogaya-hai/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 17:29:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>jaymohan</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[kiss sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[SMS Collection]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smsnjokes.com/?p=16411</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/kiss-sms/doctor-mere-lips-pe-infection-hogaya-hai/">Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.<br /> Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?<br /> Lady: Saal main 1 baar!<br /> Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.</p><p><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com/kiss-sms/doctor-mere-lips-pe-infection-hogaya-hai/">Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai</a> is a post from: <a href="http://www.smsnjokes.com">SMS Collection</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.smsnjokes.com/kiss-sms/doctor-mere-lips-pe-infection-hogaya-hai/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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