Aaj kuch toofani karte hain..

March 25, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Dosto …. Aaj kuch toofani karte hain..

Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai.

Wife ko gusse mein 2 Thappad maar k kuch wqt baad pyaar se

Husband bola:

Insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se…

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HIMMATHWALA

March 25, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

There was a pregnent lady,

who was carrying a babygirl within her…

The babygirl was blessed that she could see what was going outside…

She could also see her future…

One day,

She saw a lady named SAPNA driving a TATA NANO…

Sapna was also pregnent with a babyboy…

This boy was to become the…

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1 ChOcOlate Do naa

March 23, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

1 ChOti si Ladki ShOp pe gayi aur bOli:-

Jab main badi hO jaungi tOh aap mujh se

apne bete

ki shadi karaOge ?? :-O

ShOpkeper (hans ke) :- Haan, haan

Karaunga :) )

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Ladki :- tOh apni hOne wali Bahu

kO 1 ChOcOlate Do…

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

March 22, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,

Majburi to dekho is dil ki.

Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Techer shock Student Rock..

March 21, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Ek din ek ladke ko uska teacher

kehta hai..

Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke

lane hai

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Ladka uncle se:”3 fruit Name

Batao..

Uncle:”Tere Bakwass ke liye mere

pass time nahi hai..

Ladka Likh leta hai..

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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name

Batao

Bro:”GirlFriend Ka Phone AA…

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INTERCOM

March 21, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the

gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says; “can I kiss u?

Girl; nhi aj nhi.

Boy; plz?

Girl; no.

Boy; day do na jan?

Girl; no yar abhi nahi. .

This continues for 10 mints, Then…

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Money Cant Buy

March 20, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Money Cant Buy You Everything
It can buy a bed – but not sleep
It can buy a clock – but not time
It can buy you a book – but not
knowledge
It can buy you a position – but not
respect
It can buy you medicine – but not
health
It can buy you blood – but…

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kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bna sakti hai ?

March 19, 2013 |  by  |  Funny SMS  |  No Comments

Question- kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bna sakti hai ?

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Answer- yes,par husband crorepati hona chahiye !! :P