Dosto …. Aaj kuch toofani karte hain..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..
Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai.
Wife ko gusse mein 2 Thappad maar k kuch wqt baad pyaar se
Husband bola:
Insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se…
Read MoreThere was a pregnent lady,
who was carrying a babygirl within her…
The babygirl was blessed that she could see what was going outside…
She could also see her future…
One day,
She saw a lady named SAPNA driving a TATA NANO…
Sapna was also pregnent with a babyboy…
This boy was to become the…
Read More1 ChOti si Ladki ShOp pe gayi aur bOli:-
Jab main badi hO jaungi tOh aap mujh se
apne bete
ki shadi karaOge ?? :-O
ShOpkeper (hans ke) :- Haan, haan
Karaunga 
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Ladki :- tOh apni hOne wali Bahu
kO 1 ChOcOlate Do…
Read MoreBekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
Ek din ek ladke ko uska teacher
kehta hai..
Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke
lane hai
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Ladka uncle se:”3 fruit Name
Batao..
Uncle:”Tere Bakwass ke liye mere
pass time nahi hai..
Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name
Batao
Bro:”GirlFriend Ka Phone AA…
Read MoreLate night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says; “can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nahi. .
This continues for 10 mints, Then…
Read MoreMoney Cant Buy You Everything
It can buy a bed – but not sleep
It can buy a clock – but not time
It can buy you a book – but not
knowledge
It can buy you a position – but not
respect
It can buy you medicine – but not
health
It can buy you blood – but…
Question- kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bna sakti hai ?
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Answer- yes,par husband crorepati hona chahiye !! 