The best Collection of SMS and Jokes.
1 aadmi ne zoo me 3 langauge bolne wala tota dekha,
Jo Englsh,Hindi or Garhwali bolta tha. Usne tino language test krne k liye pucha-
Admi: who r u?
Tota: i’m a parrot.
Admi: tum kaun ho?
Tota: mai tota hu.
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Admi: tu ku Che?
Tota: tyar BUBA cho,
jab 1bar batayal ta Sala,
bar-bar kile puchnu che re. ……
Wat is true love???
subah uth k ankhe kholne se pehle jiska
chehra dekhne ki ichcha ho, wo pyar h..
mandir me darsan krte waqt kisi k pas khade
hone ka ehsas ho,wo pyar h..
Pure din ki thakan jiske sath baithne ki kalpna
se hi dur ho, wo pyar h…
sar kisi ki god me rkh k lage ki mann halka ho
gaya, wo pyar h…
lakh kosish krke b dil jise nafrat n kr sake or
na hi bhul sake, wo pyar h…
ye sms padte waqt jiski yad aaye,wo apka
pyar h.
Show LOVE n CARE to all the people u meet in your life.
So when someone asks you,
Are you IN LOVE?
Then you can proudly answer.
NO,
Love is IN me.:-)
Valentine day trips…..
No gifts, No Phone call, No Sms…
If ur GF ask to know the cause.
Tell her I m saving for future plan.
How could an Angel break my heart?
Why did not she catch my falling star?
I wish I did not wish so hard.
Maybe I wish our love apart.
Happy Valentine Day
7 feb- “Rose day” ♥
8 feb- “Propose day” ♥
9 feb- “Chocolate day” ♥
10 feb- “Teddy day” ♥
11 feb- “Promise day” ♥
12 feb- “Hug day” ♥
13 feb- “Kiss day” ♥
14 feb- “Valentine day” ♥
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