High class insult:-
Teacher-”Tum class mein 30 min. let aye ho??”
ajay-”Sir main apki class ke liye let nahi,
next class ke liye jaldi aya hun”…
High class insult
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Ek couple Mall me gaye
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Solid Insult :-
.
Ek couple Mall me gaye,
.
Boy Buys a Helmet,
.
Girl: Dimaag toh hai Nai, Phir Helmet kyun Liya?
.
Boy: Kal Tumne Bra Liya, Me kuch Bola?
Rahul Dravid’s son
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Height of INSULT:
Rahul Dravid’s son : Mummy Dekho Papa Six pe Six maar rahe he.
Dravid’s wife: Beta thik-se dekho ADVERTISEMENT hoga.
Height of insult
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Height of insult:
TEACHER: Sit up in front.
Student: No, I Take Seat
in d Back 4 a Reason. I
don’t want 2 see your UGLY
face in HD… 
Gulab ka ful
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Gulab ka ful baag me khil rha Hai,
kamal ka ful talab me ter rha Hai,
jasmin ka ful chaman me mhek rha Hai,
aur
“APRIL” ka “FOOL” sms padh raha hai
Gadhe ke seengh
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Kya Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain???
Just Check It Nahi Hain??
Nahi R u Sure?? Y
es Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay.
Govt. Passed a new rule
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Govt. Passed a new rule :
Beautiful girls &
Handsome boys have to pay Personality Tax !
Don’t Smile
I know u r safe
But
Meri to vaat lag gayi na.
