A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”
The girl answered with a
loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After…
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HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
Ladka dost se :
yar maine apni Girl Frnd ko uski
birthdy pe apni behan ki
new diamond ring chori ker k
gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi…
Read MoreLADY murge wale se: Koi achchha
murga dikhao ?
Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya
LADY (Uske niche haath laga k): Ye
Karachi ka hai. Koi aur dikhao ?
2nd murge k b niche haath laga k:
Ye to Faisalabad ka hai !
3rd murge k b niche haath laga…
Read More8 AMAZING FACTs…
1: INDIA me 95% log
Milk nhi pite.
2: UK me abhi tak judwa bache peda nhi hue.
3: Nepal me Tigers
insano k 7 sote h.
4: Snake ko agr hwa
me fenka jaye to wo
10 minute tak udd skta hai.
5: ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota.
6: MONKEY chinese
zuban samajh skta hai.
7: Hathi ki…
Read MoreWhen Someone says:”Nothing can be
More Complicated than Love”
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Just throw Engineering Books on their
face.
Wife to HB: chalo aaj kahi longdrive pr chalte hai or car mai chalaungi..
HB: ha hum jayenge to car mei par ayenge kal k akhbaar mei..
How To Check If Someone Is A Gay
Jay Asked His Doctor If There Was A Test
To Determine If He Was Gay.
The Doctor Said: “Yes, There Is, Please Pull
Down Your Pants”
Jay Pulled Down His Pants.
The Doctor Grabbed His Balls And Told Him
To Say 55.
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Read MoreTera chuchi ke sath khelna
Tera chut main ungli kurna
Tera gand main khujli kurna
Tera andar dalo andar bolna
Ni bhulunga main
Jab tak hai jaan
Jab tak hai jaan