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There are only 5 things we need in life

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Jairokkz:
There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep & “
GOOD _ UCK”
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed. :-P

A married man was having an affair

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went 2 her place & made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep & woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly dressed & told his lover 2 take his shoes outside & rub them in the grass & dirt. He then put on his shoes & drove home.
‘Where have u been?’ his wife demanded.
‘I can’t lie 2u,’ he replied, ‘I’m havin an affair wit my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.
She looked down at his shoes & said: ‘You are lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!

Moral: Women are women. Truth or lies, they’ll never believe u…!

I welcome u all to niagra falls

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Height Of Insult :
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Guide : I welcome u all to niagra falls.
this is the world’s largest waterfall and the
sound intensity of the waterfall is so high
that even 20 supersonic planes passing by
can’t be heard!
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Now may I Request the LADIES to keep quiet
so that we can hear The Niagra Falls..!! ;)

Effect of IPL…

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Effect of IPL….. (in a maternity
hospital)Child’s father : Doc, is it a gal or a
boy??Doc : Well, first of all, Congratulations ,
it’s a citi moment of success, so u can relax
and take a max mobile time out. u know, I
almost dropped the kid on the ground, but
then the nurse took a Karbonn kamaal catch
and the kid is alive.. n to ur question of the
kid being a gal or a boy, well all I can say is,
he is a DLF Maximum..:P:P