1000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT.

May 19, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”

The girl answered with a

loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After…

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HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI

May 17, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

A vry 2 TRIPLE meng xmple

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HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI

Ladka dost se :

yar maine apni Girl Frnd ko uski

birthdy pe apni behan ki

new diamond ring chori ker k

gift de di, Dost (Thappad maar kar) :

kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi…

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LADY murge wale se:

May 12, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

LADY murge wale se: Koi achchha

murga dikhao ?

Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya

LADY (Uske niche haath laga k): Ye

Karachi ka hai. Koi aur dikhao ?

2nd murge k b niche haath laga k:

Ye to Faisalabad ka hai !

3rd murge k b niche haath laga…

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8 AMAZING FACTs…

May 10, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

8 AMAZING FACTs…

1: INDIA me 95% log

Milk nhi pite.

2: UK me abhi tak judwa bache peda nhi hue.

3: Nepal me Tigers

insano k 7 sote h.

4: Snake ko agr hwa

me fenka jaye to wo

10 minute tak udd skta hai.

5: ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota.

6: MONKEY chinese

zuban samajh skta hai.

7: Hathi ki…

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Nothing can be More Complicated than Love”

May 5, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

When Someone says:”Nothing can be

More Complicated than Love”

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Just throw Engineering Books on their

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Wife to HB: chalo

May 4, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

Wife to HB: chalo aaj kahi longdrive pr chalte hai or car mai chalaungi..

HB: ha hum jayenge to car mei par ayenge kal k akhbaar mei..

Jay Asked His Doctor

April 22, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

How To Check If Someone Is A Gay

Jay Asked His Doctor If There Was A Test

To Determine If He Was Gay.

The Doctor Said: “Yes, There Is, Please Pull

Down Your Pants”

Jay Pulled Down His Pants.

The Doctor Grabbed His Balls And Told Him

To Say 55.

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Tera chuchi ke sath

April 22, 2013 |  by  |  Jokes  |  No Comments

Tera chuchi ke sath khelna

Tera chut main ungli kurna

Tera gand main khujli kurna

Tera andar dalo andar bolna

Ni bhulunga main

Jab tak hai jaan

Jab tak hai jaan