Men speak an average 23000 words/day, while women speak 30000.:)
Trouble starts when husband comes from office after finishing his 23000 & Wife starts her 30000 words. Gn tc
Unknown call on a guys mobile.
A girl speaks….
Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Man: Yes.. Who are you?
Girl: Your WIFE!!! Jaldi ghar aa kaminey.
Another unknown call comes…
Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Man: No… Who are you?
Girl: Your girlfriend, you cheat.
Man:…
Read MoreDuniya ki best “MAA” to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
“BIWI”
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
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True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
:p 
:O
Bhagwan :- beta koi mannat mango!!
Bhakt :- Bhagwan Ji muje fir se Unmarried kar dijyeh plz!!
Bhagwan :- beta mannat mango “jannat” nhi.
Happy: There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Lucky: What is that? Happy: Its called marriage.
“PATNI CHALISA”
Nmo-nmo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani….|1|
Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bla ho….|2|
Jis din hath me belan awe,
Us din pati khub chillawe….|3|
Sare bed pe patni sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove…..|4|
Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar…
Read MoreThe great difference between
Love marriage
and
Arrange marriage:
Love marriage me apni gf se shadi hoti h
&
Arrange marriage me dusre ki gf se shadi hoti h
WIFE Ki Nazar Se Duniya agar Dekho to …….
Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man – Uska Daddy,
Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Pati – Uska Bhai,
Duniya Ka Sab Se Sunder Ladka – Uska Beta,
Duniya Ka Sab Se Nasibdaar Aadmi – Uski Behen Ka Patti – Yaani Jija,
Aur…
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