UMAR QAID

May 18, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

Sharmaji on his first night: Jaanu, itna kyun ghabra rahi ho?

Biwi: Mujhe sex ke bare mein kuch bhi nahi pata

Sharmaji: Arre, to isme sharmane ki kya baat hai,  (He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain qaidi(Then he points at her pussy) and isko kehte hain Jail jab…

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Bihari ke penis ke

May 13, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

Bihari ke penis ke neeche k 1 goti kaali ho gai

Doctor : zehar fail gaya hai katni padegi

Kuch din baad dusri goti lal ho gayi

Doctor : zehar zyada fail gaya hai dusri b katni padegi

Kuch aur din baad penis neela ho gaya

Doctor : agar zinda rehna hai toh penis katwa…

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How 2 Increase Positive Thinking ….????????

May 7, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

How 2 Increase Positive Thinking ….???????????

 

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Watch FTV …

Cause u Always Keep Thinking …..

“Iska Nahi To Agli Wali Ka To Kuch dilhega..

Khel Khatam,

May 7, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

guy wit 25-Inches Long Dick to God:

I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!

God: Go 2 that Lake,

U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her 2 Marry u.

She’ll say ‘No’ & U’ll Lose 5 Inches !!

He Went & Found da Frog.  Guy: Wil u Marry me?

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Aama su samajvanu?

May 7, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

Aama su samajvanu?

Jamai Dikri ne lai java ni jaldi karta ta, tyarej Sasu e Jamai ne

kahyu-

Bhalene rokati,

2 divas halavi lejo.!

Gujrati etle Gujrati..

Poor girl Ayesha didn’t

May 4, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

Poor girl Ayesha didn’t have enough money for

breast implants so she used pillows inside her bra for padding and

now she is Ayesha ‘Takia’

Top 11 funny shops:

April 30, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

1.Gandhi Hair Salon

2.Sunny Textiles

3.Kalmadi Constructions Ltd

4.Jayalalita Fitness Club

5.Dharmendra Dance Academy

6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour

7.Bhrastachar Nirodhak congress

8.Inzamam English Classes

9.Manmohan Public Speaking School

10.Salman Marriage Bureau

11.Rakhi Satsang Kendra…. :p :O

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Naughty SMS  |  No Comments

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:•I do physical labor.

•I work at great depths.

•I work in high temperatures.

•I work in a damp environment.

•I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

•My work…

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