BIBI ko khush karne k 3 Tarike.
1-Roz uski Leni chahiye (Khabar).
2-Roz uske Dabane chahiye (Pair).
3-Roz apna khol kar uske Saamne rak dena chaiye (Purse).
Bibi ko khush karne ke tarike
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1 Balgopal lana
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Lady:- 28 no. Ki Bra dena
shopkeeeper ne boy ko bola 1 Balgopal lana
Tabhi dusri Lady boli mujhe 42 ki bra dena.
shkpr boy se
“1 ZhULeLAL” Bhi le aana
girl had bunked the lecture
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1 girl had bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.. one profeser caught and asked her: ye kya? Tum Period me ghum rahi ho??
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
Difference between movies
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What is the difference between movies having U, A, XX, XXX??
U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.
Sirf sochne se nahi – Insaan
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Sirf sochne se nahi, Sirf dekhne se nahi,
Kuch karne se bada hota hai.. aur khada hota hai..
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INSAAN.
We hav 3 item bombs
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Obama: We Hav 3 Item Bombs.
1. Maddona
2. Angelina
3. Shakira
What do u Hav??
Manmohan:-
We Hav Emraan Hashmi,
Professional Bomb Difusser..:-D
A boy disturbs grl at bus stop.
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Ghor kalyug
A boy disturbs grl at bus stop.
Grl: ghar pr maa/bhen nai hai kya :@
Boy: nai 
Grl: to ghar pe le chal na yaha pe kyun time pass kar raha hai 
