Sharmaji on his first night: Jaanu, itna kyun ghabra rahi ho?
Biwi: Mujhe sex ke bare mein kuch bhi nahi pata
Sharmaji: Arre, to isme sharmane ki kya baat hai, (He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain qaidi(Then he points at her pussy) and isko kehte hain Jail jab…
Read MoreBihari ke penis ke neeche k 1 goti kaali ho gai
Doctor : zehar fail gaya hai katni padegi
Kuch din baad dusri goti lal ho gayi
Doctor : zehar zyada fail gaya hai dusri b katni padegi
Kuch aur din baad penis neela ho gaya
Doctor : agar zinda rehna hai toh penis katwa…
Read MoreHow 2 Increase Positive Thinking ….???????????
Watch FTV …
Cause u Always Keep Thinking …..
“Iska Nahi To Agli Wali Ka To Kuch dilhega..
guy wit 25-Inches Long Dick to God:
I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!
God: Go 2 that Lake,
U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her 2 Marry u.
She’ll say ‘No’ & U’ll Lose 5 Inches !!
He Went & Found da Frog. Guy: Wil u Marry me?
…
Read MoreAama su samajvanu?
Jamai Dikri ne lai java ni jaldi karta ta, tyarej Sasu e Jamai ne
kahyu-
Bhalene rokati,
2 divas halavi lejo.!
Gujrati etle Gujrati..
Poor girl Ayesha didn’t have enough money for
breast implants so she used pillows inside her bra for padding and
now she is Ayesha ‘Takia’
1.Gandhi Hair Salon
2.Sunny Textiles
3.Kalmadi Constructions Ltd
4.Jayalalita Fitness Club
5.Dharmendra Dance Academy
6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour
7.Bhrastachar Nirodhak congress
8.Inzamam English Classes
9.Manmohan Public Speaking School
10.Salman Marriage Bureau
11.Rakhi Satsang Kendra…. :p :O
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:•I do physical labor.
•I work at great depths.
•I work in high temperatures.
•I work in a damp environment.
•I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
•My work…
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