A towel can make ur career – Ranbeer kapoor
a towel can destroy you career – shreeshant
u can make career without a towel – sunny leone
Boy txts his gf: kal date pe tum mujhe kiss do gi?Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya tou?Boy: koi nahi dekhey ga.. bharosa rakho mujh perGirl: Ok de doon giBoy: Boobs choosnay do gi?Girl: ok choos lenaBoy: mera lun muh me logo? Girl: haan full lungi..After 20 mints boy texts:…
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#2 Saamp Aur Chut, Jahaan Bhi Milen Maar Do.
#3 Zindagi Aur Jhaant Uljhe Hue Hain, Use Suljhane Ki Koshish Mat Karna.
#4 Samay Aur Chutiya, Sab Ka Kat Ta Hain.
#5 Achi Piyo Kharab Piyo, Jab…
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Jeevan apne GF ke sath fone par
Boy: kal milogi na ..
Girl: haan…
Boy : kiss karne dogi ?
Girl : haan …
Boy : dabane dogi ?
Girl : haan…
Boy : choosne dogi?
Girl : Haan baba, kal milte hai. bye15…
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down under. Husband: Appraisal meeting with the Boss for
promotion, have to look good! Wife: Same here!
Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex…
Harbhajan kept his Penis on her thighs.
Mallika: Arre! Wat r u doin?
Bhajji: Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga…
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tab mai frock me soti thi
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Nimbu badh k Anaar hua
Jab mai badne lagi,
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