Apne naam ke 1st letter se

January 16, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

Apne naam ke 1st letter se check karo ki aapka lund kaisa hai??

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A aazad lund

B bhukha lund

C chamkila lund

D daravna lund

E emotional lund

F furtila lund

G gabru lund

H hoshiyar lund

I itna-sa lund

J jaadugar lund

K kalu lund

L laplapata lund

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santa sex

January 14, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

Santa sex kr raha tha galti se peeche daal diya. BIWI= O, G truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai. Santa=ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Teacher: If a girl/boy will kiss

January 13, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

Teacher: If a girl/boy will kiss u thn wat gonna u do ?

Boyzz: Kuch nhi mam (lagta hai ye item kiss chahti hai.)

Girls: ham bhi kuch nhi karenge mam (agar muje koi kiss kare me to use kiss karte jaungi)

Teacher: ok aap sab acche students ho (ye kaise students hai…

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SEX 2 NIGHT.

January 12, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

…………….SEX 2 NIGHT………….

                

        «YES»     «Or»    «NO»

Lady to Shopkeeper-

January 11, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

Lady to Shopkeeper-

28 number Ki Bra dena.

Shopkpr to staff ” Balgopal lana,

2nd lady 42 numbr ki bra dena.

shopkpr to staff” are zule-lal bhi lana!!

fuck u

January 6, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

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Acp ne khuni ko kaha

January 2, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

Acp ne khuni ko kaha ye number dial karo…Acp ne khuni ko kaha ye number dial karo…

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Khooni ne acp ko kaha chutiyagiri bandh karo.

1 Ldki ki T Shirt

January 2, 2013 |  by  |  Non Veg SMS  |  No Comments

1 Ldki ki T Shirt pe car bani hui thi…

1 Baccha use Dekh rha tha

Ldki: Car chalani h Kya?

Baccha: nhi car nhi chalani par agar aap ki ijazat ho to horn baja lu…: