Jab yaad kisiki aaye to toilet mein baith ke ro lena,
Aur jab dibba aansuo se bhar jaye to usi se “Dho Lena”
A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”
So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
“fantastic till the last drop”
went to her husband’s pack of WILLS cigarette and read
“Extra long, king size”
she smiled and said “not bad for their ages”.
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
“Indigo Delhi Hyderabad”,
the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied
“it’s 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins”.