Leave Application for watching India vs Australia …

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

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Auto reply from boss.

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Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

:-D :-P

 

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