Matlab Kya Hua Berukhi Ka

Matlab Kya Hua Berukhi Ka,

Hai Kon Muzrim Teri Is Khushi Ka,

Umeed Thi Jis Se Pyar Ki Eh Khuda,

Bujh Gaya Woh Chiraag Kabhi Ka,

Jab Kabhi Bhi Guzrunga Teri Galiyon Se,

Sab Puchhenge Sabbab Meri Khamoshi Ka,

Na Jaane Kab Rishta Badal Jaaye Pyar Ka,

Ab Bharosa Nahi Rha Mujhe Kisi Mureed Ka,

Tere Waadon Ka Junoon Paas Rahe Mere,

Wasta Hai Tujhe Mujh Se Kiye Pyar Ka…

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar

A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, “Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I’m going to jump off too.”

The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, “Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

 

At the funeral, Gujju’s wife was weeping..

She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Madrasi’s wife also wept

and said, “I could have given him dossa!I didn’t realize he hated idli sambhar so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the Santa Sardaar’s wife.

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The Sardar’s wife said,

“Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.” :-D :-P

 

Girlfriend ka birthday

Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)

Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-

Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha….
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)

Udhr phoolwale ne socha – in bhai sahab ne pehli bar meri shop se order kiya h 10 phool jyada dunga to agli bar bhi yahi aayenge. ….and usne 24 ki jagah 34 flowers bhijwa diye :-D

ladka BECHARA aaj tak nhi samajh paya ki akhir uska breakup kyun hua! :-P

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