Jab main chhota tha,

Jab main chhota tha, shayad duniya bahut badi hua karti thi,

Mujhe yaad hai mere gharse school tak ka vo raasta,

Kya kya nahi tha wahan,

Chaat ke thele,

jalebi ki dukaan,

Barf ke gole, sab kuchh.

Ab wahan, mobile shop, video parlour hain,

Fir bhi sab suna hai,

Shayad ab duniya simat rahi hai.

Jab main chhota tha shayad shaamein bahut lambi hua karti thi,

Main hath mein patang ki dor liye ghanton uda karta tha,

Wo lambi cycle race, vo bachpan ke khel,

Vo har shaam thak kar choor ho jana,

Ab shaam nahi hoti, Din dhalta hai aur sidhe raat ho jati hai,

Shayad waqt simat raha hai,

Jab main chhota tha shayad dosti bahut gahri hua karti thi,

Din bhar vo hujoom banakar khelna,

Vo doston ke ghar ka khana,

Vo ladkiyon ki baatein, vo saath mein rona,

Ab bhi kai dost hain par dosti jane kahan hai,

Jab bhi traffic signal par milte hain, Hi ho jati hai,

Aur apne apne raaste chal dete hain,

Holi, Diwali, new year par bar sms aa jate hain,

Shayad ab rishte badal rahe hain,

jab main chhota tha khel bhi ajeeb hua karte the,

Chhupan chhupai, langdi tang, tippi tippi top ,

Aur ab internet , office se fursat hi nahi milti,

Shayad zindagi badal rahi hai,

Zindagi ka sabse bada sach yahi hai,

Jo aksar kabristan ke baahar board par likha hota hai,

Manjil to yahi thi bus zindagi guzar gayi meri yahan aate aate,

Zindagi ka lamha bahut chhota sa hai,

Kal ki koi bunyad nahai hai aur aane wala kal sirf sapne mein hai,

Ab bach gaye is pal mein,

Tamannaon se bhari is zindagi mein hum sirf bhaag rahe hain

Kuch raftar dheeme karo mere dost,

Aur is zinadagi ko jiyo, khub jiyo mere dost.

 

How smart is your dog?

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “T-square, do your stuff.”

T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.

The accountant said that his dog could do better.

He called to his dog and said,”Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”

Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.

He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that that was good.

The chemist said that his dog could do better still.

he called to his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, “What can your dog do?”

The government worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.”

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker’ compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all were surprised and agreed that ‘Coffee Break” was the smartest of all! :-D

 

Khushi ka Ehsaas

1. Humse kehte hain ki tyag mein hi khushi ka ehsaas hai,

Unhe kya pata tyag ke baad bhi vo mere paas hai.

2. Tujhe bhulane ki chaah mein tujhe yaad kar baithe,

Tera dil paane ki chaah mein apna dil barbaad kar baithe.

3. Tujhse preet lagai to duniya ki yaad na aayi thi,

Duniya ko palat kar dekha to teri hi parchhayi thi.

4. Hum hanste hai kisi baat par apna samajhkar,

Vo hanste hain hamare Mazak ko sapna samajhkar.

 

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