Bachche kuchh bhi kar sakte hain!

Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..

Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?

Papa: Beta nadi se..

Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..

Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! :-D

 

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Sachin, Ambani, Modi aur Rahul Gandhi on a plane

Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…

Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!

Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..

Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”

Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”

Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! :-D :-P

 

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