Trust’ is a better compliment than ‘LOVE’ because u may not always trust d person u love bt u can always love d person u trust.!!!
Kahi aisa na ho ke isi intezar mein,
koi aakar kahe wo kisi or ka ho gaya,
na dar ae dil keh de aaj usse ye baat,
haa wo tum hi ho jisse mujhe pyar ho gaya….
Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”
Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”
Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”
Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
PUPIL: “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
TEACHER:” Of course not.”
PUPIL: “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!