Usey tairna nhi aata tha..

Ek aadmi boat se kahi ja raha tha…

achanak se zor se hawa challi aur uski boat palat gayi.!

Usey tairna nhi aata tha..

Woh prarthana krne laga

“Bhagwan, agar mujhe bacha liya toh me garibo mei 21 kilo laddu batunga.!”

fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi si lehere usey zamin pe le gayi.

Woh khada hua, aur haste hue upar dekh ke bola,

“Haha, kaise laddu, kaunse laddu..?” :-P

Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi leher ne usey wapis pani mei kheech liya.

Wo banda fir chilla ke bola..

“Matlab main puch raha tha besan ke ya boondi ke..?”

Pyar Ho Gaya

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”

I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. :-D

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