Modern Bhikhari aur Dadi Ma Joke

Bhikhari:

Daadi roti dijiye.. khaane ke liye

Daadi:

Abhi taiyaar nahin hui, baad mein aana..

Bhikhari:

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Yeh mera mobile number hai,

Taiyaar hote hi missed call kar dena

“Bhikhari rocks, Daadi shocks”

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Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..

Daadi:

Arey missed call kya karna

Thodi der ke baad jab roti ban jayegi

To whatsapp par upload kar dungi,

Download karke kha lena!!

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Ab Daadi rocks!, Bhikhari Shocks! :-D :-P

 

Mantri ji ka Samman

Ek mantri ji Gaanv mein Sabha ko sambodhit karne jaa rahe the.

Gaanv ke pehle hi Unki Car ke neeche kutta aa gaya.

Kutta mar gaya aur saath hi Accident ke karan Car bhi kharab ho gayi.

Mantri ji ne driver ko gaanv walo ko madad ke liye bulane bheja!

Kareeb 2 ghante baad jab driver lauta, to uske gale mein dher saari malayein padi hui thi.

Mantri ji ne puchha: Tune aise kya kiya jo tera itna samman hua?

Driver bola:

Maine to sirf itna kaha tha ki..

Mantri ji ki car ka accident ho gaya hai… Kutta mar gaya!! :-D :-P

 

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