thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai

Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?

Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon

Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai?

Chhote: Haan, yaar Doctor mehta ko hi…wahi sahi karega na

Bade: Tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? heart ki beemari ke liye heart ke doctor ko dikha, pagalpan ke ilaaj

karne wale doctor ko kyun dikha raha hai?

Chhote: Arey wahi to dil ka ilaaj karega na…

Bade: Abe, Wo kaise?

Chhote: Tune nahi suna… Dil To Pagal Hai!!! ….hahahah

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!

Crazy people on my WhatsApp

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone is ‘sick’ since the time I added him.

2. Someone is “Driving”

…since 5 days!

I guess he reached Dubai!!

3. Someone on his status “Sleeping”

…since 3 Days!

He’s Probably dead.

4. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: “Good night”

5. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..

Seems like he wants to play table tennis!

6. Someone still has his status as “Happy New Year!”..

Guess his time stood still

7. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one Month.

Living in Paradise?

8. Someone is always ‘available’..

How free Are you???

9. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’

I Know ! That’s why you’re on my list!

10. Someone writes “urgent calls only”…

Dont get it..

Are u in the police or ambulance service?

11. Some says, “can’t talk. Whatsapp only”

Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function!

Mujhe padhne se rokte hain..

Anil ambani- 12th pass..!!

Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass..!!

Einstein- failed 12 times in a class..!!

Edission- I never worried for exam, coz One exam sheet can’t decide my future..!!

Harbhajan singh- 8th pass..!!

M.s dhoni- failed two times in b.com..!!

Bas yahi wo log hain jo Mujhe padhne se rokte hain..

Warna main bhi top karta..!! :-D

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