| Filed under Festival SMS
Vakratunda Mahaakaaya
Suryakotee Sama Prabha
Nirvighnam kuru mey Deva,
Sarva kaaryeshu Sarvadaa
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
May the lord Ganesh brings you prosperity and luck. Happy Gowri and Ganesh Festival.
| Filed under Eid SMS
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless, worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.
| Filed under Eid SMS
The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua’s is all i request and just wanted to wish you! “Eid Mubarak”
| Filed under Non Veg SMS X-Rated SMS
Jab b dost achi baat kahenge GAALI zarun denge:
1. Beautiful girl – Oye ma ki lodi kya maal hai.
2. Cricket mein – Iski maa ka choda mara kya chakka mara hai.
3. Dost aaye to – Aa gaya chutiyaa.
4. Ladki na pate to – Bhen ki lodi r#ndi hai.
5. Exam pass hone par – Bhosdi k tu tu pass ho gaya.
6. Ghar jana ho to – Ghar jana hai nai to Baap G#nd maar dega.
7. Koi sidha sadha aadmi dikhe to – Chodu hai l#da
8. Ye SMS padhne k baad – bhench#d kya message bheja hai
Piece of philosophy from a passionate smoker: “I always THINK of leaving cigarettes but… for thinking I need a cigarette”!!
| Filed under X-Rated SMS
Fate is like getting Raped.
If you can’t fight, learn to enjoy it!!
Work is like group sex.
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute.
It needs both Money and Hard Work!!
Success is like masturbation.
Only ur own hand can let u achieve it!
Now that’s how I explain fu*kin LIFE!!!
| Filed under X-Rated SMS
Woman: I had sex with only 4 boys in my entire life and U had it with 16 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT and calls you a REAL man.
Y?
Man: It’s like this baby..
When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD lock. But when one key opens many locks, it becomes the MASTER KEY!
