call it love..

1. Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder…”

2. If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to..

3. There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened…

4. “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love..

What do you like about me ?

Virat Kohli – What do you like about me ?

Anushka Sharma – Teri Gaaliya , gaaliya teri gaaliya .

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When Virat Kohli Gets Out, Anushka Sharma Trends On Twitter And Fb

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“A ‘golden duck’ is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord’s”

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Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli’s career!

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Anushka Sharma: “Want to hear a joke?”

Virat Kohli: “Yes.”

Anushka Sharma: “Runs.”

Virat Kohli: “I don’t get it.”

Anushka Sharma: “Exactly.”

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Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

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Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants to remember her in his batting scores too.

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Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma, that he did the same with his innings.

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Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody knows that Indian cricketers can’t perform overseas.

few jokes floating aroud

Here are few jokes floating around

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Anushka Sharma’s lips look they’re hit by Virat Kohli’s bat.

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Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

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‏Virat Kohli goes into coma after seeing Anushka Sharma’s new lips.

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Apparently Anushka Sharma wanted Viraat lips.

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Scientists discover a face around Anushka Sharma’s lips.

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Donald Duck‏: What Anushka Sharma got after spending lakhs over plastic surgery, she would’ve achieved just by spending few minutes inside a boxing ring.

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Anushka Sharma’s lips have not gotten bigger. Her face has gotten smaller.

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khubsurat ladki

Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho

Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.

Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.

Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte

toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..

“I HATE YOU”

Moral:-

“Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli..

(Girlz Thoko LIKE )

Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston

Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ??

Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ??

Ladki ne ring box main dekha.

Girl: Ye to khaali hai..

Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti

to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi..

I HATE YOU

Moral:-

Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai.

Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D

 

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