She is HOT . . . . . She is Sizzling . . . . . I mean….Meri PHULJHARI TUM LOG KYA SAMAJHEY Happy Diwali
May this Diwali give you…… Popularity Of Windows Features of Linux Independence of JAVA Ease of Visual Basic Power of Unix! Happy Deepawali!
Husband drunk, came to home Wife at door: how dare you…..? You promised me that you did not drink without any occasion, then why you drunk today? Funny husband: darling,…
Ishu: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Aman: By going abroad….? Ishu: No….. By sending his wife to her parents’ place **** Happy Diwali ****
Mareez Nurse se: paani pila do… Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..? Mareez gusse se: Nahin, Gala check karna hai.. kahin leak to nahi hai!
Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai, Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai, Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho, Ye SMS kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven.? . . . Everybody lift their hand except one small boy. . . Teacher asks him Why…?? . . . He says: “Mom…
Police : Are You married? Suresh : Yes, with a woman. Police : Of course! Did you even hear of anyone marrying a man? Suresh : Yes, my sister did….!!!