Ishu: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali..? Aman: By going abroad….? Ishu: No….. By sending his wife to her parents’ place **** Happy Diwali ****
Mareez Nurse se: paani pila do… Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..? Mareez gusse se: Nahin, Gala check karna hai.. kahin leak to nahi hai!
Gadha kitna bekaar janwar hai, Duniya isko nakara samjhti hai, Magar is bechare ki himmat to dekho, Ye SMS kitni ghor se parh raha hai.
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven.? . . . Everybody lift their hand except one small boy. . . Teacher asks him Why…?? . . . He says: “Mom…
Police : Are You married? Suresh : Yes, with a woman. Police : Of course! Did you even hear of anyone marrying a man? Suresh : Yes, my sister did….!!!
A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct! Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized?? Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan…
Height of Misunderstanding: . . . . . Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is giving Punishment to Him…… :p
Management student kisses a girl. Girl: Whats this? Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING. (Girl slaps the boy) Boy: What is this? Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.