Corporate Bhagwad Gita

Hey Employee,

Tum pichli late promotion ka paschatap mat karo

Tum Agli Promotion ki chinta bhi mat karo

Bus apni current posting se hi prassan raho

Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye office chal raha tha

Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye chalta rehega

Jo Desktop aaj tumhara hai, Kal kisi or ka tha; aur Parso kisi or ka hoga

Tum ise apna samajh kar magan ho rahe ho, Yahi tumhare samast dukho ka kaaran hai

Appraisal, incentive, promotion increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do

Phir tum is office ke ho

Aur ye office tumhara hai!!

 

 

मूछों पे ताव देना

मूछों पे ताव देना तो खुद पापा ने सिखाया हे-

बेटा दरबार के कुल में पैदा हुआ हे तू,

जिंदगी जीना तो शान से,

सर कट जाये पर झुकाना मत किसी की आन मे….

धोखा तो दोस्ती मे हम भी दे सक्ते थे मगर दरबार का बेटा हु

गदारी हमारे”खुन” मे नहि

“भाई” का हक़ तो सिर्फ तुजे दिया हे,

बाकि दुनियावाले ” बापु ” के नाम से जानते हे…||

When u fall down and your iPhone 6

When u fall down and your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and u hear a crack,

u’ll just be thinking

“Lord pls let that be my leg” :-D

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Congratulations… iphone 6 launched..

The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9

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iPhone users who’ve been saying

“I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me” all these years…. Apple just orphaned you…!!

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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch…

They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say

“iPhone Chhe”.

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With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple….

as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

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Santa: is Apple Chinese or American?

Banta: Apple is Chinese, as all iPhones look d same.

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Dear Apple,

iPhone 6 Will Be Priced At 70k…

iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi …

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iPhone’s Are Like The Golmaal Movie

Every New Version Has The Same Features…

But is Longer Than The Previous One..!!

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iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja

earned from his Bollywood career…!!

 

 

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