Doctor: hume patient ko marte waqt kya dena chahiye
Nurse: Sir , Birla cement
Nurse: kyuki iss cement mein jaan hai
BOSS in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game…..
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall….
And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall….
One who runs on wrong side will not get the increment…
got it ?
Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.
Boss : Okay…Ready, Set…
Employees : @#$%^&
Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Na Gham Aaye Tere Muqadar Mein Har Khushi Sanam Aaye Teri Aarzoo Ka Chaman Sda Mehkta Rahe Tere Qareeb Na Kabhi Koi Ranj-O-Aalm Aaye Teri Zindagi Duniya Ki Khushion Se Bhri Rahe Ghamo Ki Na Kabhi Koi Shaam Aaye Koi Pareshani Tere Qareeb Na Aane Paye Teri Zindagi Mein Koi