A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct! Do you feel that he was wrongly penalized?? Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan…
Height of Misunderstanding: . . . . . Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is giving Punishment to Him…… :p
Management student kisses a girl. Girl: Whats this? Boy: Its called DIRECT MARKETING. (Girl slaps the boy) Boy: What is this? Girl: This is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.
Teacher :- What Is A Skeleton? Student:-Mam, Skeleton Is a Person Who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!
Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai…. Banta: Telephone Santa: galat Banta: to fir kya hai ? Santa: Tamater… trin trin to…
Santa: Lalaji Dettol soap hai? Lala: Ha Santa: Acha vala hai? Lala: Ha Santa: Achi Quality ka hai? Lala: Ha bhai ha Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
Mahesh Bhat – Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!! Alia Bhatt – Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!
Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha To usne ghadi tod di.. Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi? To bola.. Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!