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SHAM  BHI KHAS HAI WAKT BHI KHAS HAI

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MERA MAN TU BANE TERA MAN MAI BANU

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Ek Engineer ladka Interview

Ek Engineer ladka Interview k liye

gaya…

Boss:” batao wo kon si cheez hai

jisk 2 tyre

hain ??

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.

engineer :” Bike..

.

Boss:” nai HOnda Bike.. :p

.

Boss:” acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4

tyre

hain ??

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engineer :” Car.. :))

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Boss:” nahi Toyota car.. 😀

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engineer :” ab tum mere sawal ka

jawab do.. ??

.

.

.

. “Itni si dibya duk duk karey..

chalta musafir

bhi gir

padey ??

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Boss:” hahahahah Aankh.. :))

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engineeer :” nahii Saale… teri maa

ki aankh 😀

(Or le Enginer se panga) :p

Girl On Call

On a call..

Girl:” Kaun ho tum.. ??.

Boy:” Hasrat Teri…

Girl:” Dekhte ho kya.. ??.

Boy:” Surat teri…

Girl:” Karte ho kya.. ??

.Boy:” Pooja teri…

Girl:” kafir ho kya.. ??.

Boy:” Soch hai teri…

Girl:” Chahte ho kya.. ??.

Boy:” Mohobbat teri…

Girl:” Pachtaoge…

Boy:” Kismat meri…

Girl:” Rakhi Sawant hoon me…..

Boy:” Oo teri..Sorry aunty wrong number.. :