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What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?Answer >>
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter ‘n’.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?Answer >>
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn’t know they are. What is it?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside.
Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What did you eat?
An ear of corn.
All around, but cannot be seen,Can be captured, cannot be held,No throat, but can be heard.Answer >>Wind
If you break meI do not stop working,If you touch meI may be snared,If you lose meNothing will matter.Answer >>Your heart
When set looseI fly away,Never so cursedAs when I go astray.Answer >>A fart