Pandit-apke hawan me kalimata ko khush krne k liy ek daru ki botal ek bakra aur 5000rs lagnge.
Sardar-haramkhor, mainu hawan krna h,kalimata nu party ni deni.
Pandit-apke hawan me
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Santa won an English quiz
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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of: Manchester United
Guess What he has written?.
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Woman chest r Divided 
A man to Santa
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A man to Santa:Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa:Tu chal me sports shoes pahen k ata hu.
Prkng me Santa
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Prkng me Santa apni Car K 2 tyre khol rha tha.
Car me Santi: Pahiye Q khol rhe ho?
Santa: Anpad Gawaar Aurat,samne dekh,likha h!
“Parking for 2 Wheeler Only”!
1 sardar Tiranga lene gaya
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1 sardar Tiranga lene gaya
Usne dukandar se kuch kaha,
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Dukandar sun kar behosh ho gaya,
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Kya kaha hoga ?
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Isme aur colour ho to dikhao. Gm:-)
Aisa khat likh sajana
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Premika-: Aisa khat likh sajana meri umr beet jaye padhne
me.
Santa-
?!, ‘- ;#?/ ( ??***=??E? ? ??()?X/ #<?"/. ( "?/#+%
LE PADHLE .
Santa went to cooking contest
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Santa went to international COOKING contest. When Judges came to him,
he was moving a spoon in an EMPTY kadhai.
JUDGES:Kya BANA rahe ho??
SANTA: CHUTIYA!
