Lord ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi….
Most men have one…. Ziddi…
National food of India —- “KASAM”
Sab khate hain….
“If the loser smiles after losing the game , the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
Thats the power of Smile !!
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Man..!!
‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody — But…!! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it….!
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own !!
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi Lagti Hai..
Santa k sir se khoon nikal rha tha.
Dr – Ye kaise hua?
Santa – Main hath se diwar tod raha tha, kisi ne kaha Paji kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemal kar lia karo…
Promises are Like Babies!! Fun to Make but Hell to Deliver…
One economical thought: ‘D best line wich helps 2 save money wen going on dinner wid ur gf- . . . “bol kya khayegi MOTI..???