Ek Ladka GUTTER Me

Ek Ladka GUTTER Me Gir Gaya..

Tabi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi.

SURF EXCEL HE NA “DAAG ACHE HE”

Boy:-Teri Maa ki Chut

DAAG ITNE HI ACHE HE TO NICHE

Whisper Q Lagati He.

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BHAKT-’Baba Chut or Chutiye me kya antar hai?

BABA-’Jo aadmi ko pagal kar de use chut kehte hai,

Aur Jo chut ke piche pagal ho jaye use Chutiye.

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2 Nangi ladkiyo ne bank loot liya.

Bahar aake 1 boli:Chal ab kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..

Qki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi nahi hogi..

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A Journalist to Osho:

Do U know wat all men & women r Doing in your Ashram?

Osho:Mere ko kya?

Journalist:lekin ye to Apka Ashram Hai.

Osho:Fir bhosdike tere ko kya!

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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo..

Dr.- kyun.?

Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai,

Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina,

Kamwali ka teesra mahina.

Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki,

Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.?

Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.!

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Girl to Swami- Mujhe Bhavishya dekhna sikhao?

Swami- Kapde utaro aur Ghodi ban jao.

Girl- Tum mujhe chodne wale ho?

Swami- Dekha, Dikhne laga na bhavishya.

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Adhyatmic Sex:

SUKH or SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?

“Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,

to wo hai SUKH..

Or

Jo mile.. Use thokna pade

Wo hai SANTOSH.

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Police:Tumne apne BF ko Q mara?

Girl:Haramkhor ne bed pe giraya, Bra utari, phir underware utari, phir tang uthai, CONDOM pehna Or fir harami bola APRIL FOOL.

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Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.

Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?

Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon, iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!

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Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,

Jinke ankhon me asoo aur hoto pe hasi hogi,

Wah wah

to samajh lena uski GOTI Zip me fasi hogi

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