Mumma main kaise paida hua

Pappu to his mom:”Mumma main kaise paida hua.. ??

Mom: Maine 1 bartan mein mitti daal kar rakh di,

kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..

Pappu ne aisa hi kiya..

Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha..

Pappu gusse se:

Dil toh karta hai ki Saale..

tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??

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Aulad hai tu meri!! :-D :-P

 

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