Raat ko Hui Pati Patni

Shrimati ji ki raat ko 2 baje achanak neend khuli to paya ki pati bistar se nadarad hai.

Jaanne ke liye uthi, khoja..
to dekha dining table par baithe pati ji Coffee ka cup hath mein lekar vicharmagn, deewar ko ghoor rahe hain!

Patni chupchap pati ko coffee ki chuski lete hue beech beech mein aankh se aansu poonchhte dekhti rahi.

Phir pati ke paas gayi aur boli,
“Kya baat hai, Dear? Tum itni raat gaye yaha kya kar rahe ho…?”

Pati Ji ne coffe se nazar uthayi..
“Tumhe yaad hai, 14 saal pehle jab tum sirf 18 saal ki thi?” – Pati badi gambheerta se bola…

Patni Pati ka pyaar dekh kar bhaav vibhor ho gayi, boli.. ” Haan yaad hai!”

Kuchh ruk kar pati ji bole.. ” Yaad hai jab tumhare Judge pita ji ne hamein meri car mein ghoomte hue dekh liya tha”?

Patni: Haan haan, yaad hai..!

Pati: “Yaad hai kaise unhone meri kanpati par bandook rakh kar kaha tha,
Ya to iss se shaadi kar lo, ya 14 saal ke liye andar kar dunga..!”

Patni: haan, haan… wo bhi yaad hai!

Apni aankh se aansu poonchhte hue pati bola…

“Aaj main chhoot gaya hota…!!!!!!!”

 

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