One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
“i’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said,
“I want a spectacular job – a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“poof!” said the genie. “you are a housewife.” :p