Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!

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