Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

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Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet…

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

 

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