Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??

Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya

bolte hain…

Hansa : taklaa..

Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….

Hansa : takli..

Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye

tou ussko kya bologi??

Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!

Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa

samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…

sea + near = Senior

aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…

Zoo + near = Junior

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Hansa : Praful

tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

 

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