Marriage SMS Archive

Shaadi Mubarak

Vivah ke pavitra rishte ki
Aaj se shuruwaat ho rahi hai
Khushiyon se saji poori kayanaat
Aapko badhaiya de rahi hai.
Shaadi Mubarak!

Shaadi ke shuru mein

Wife: Shaadi ke shuru mein jab main khana paka ke lati thi,
Aap zyada mujhe khilate or khud kum khaty the, Par aab aisa kyo nahi hai.

Husband: Kyo ki aab tumhe khana pakana aa gaya hai.

Husband and wife

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It’s Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching “Daily serial”

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don’t disturb me please .

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.

Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !

Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!.

.Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe!

..Kaamchor Ho!

..Bas Bahane Banate Ho!.

.Tumhe Nahin Milega…Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!