Naughty SMS Archive

Mai apko kesa lagta hun….?? .

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
.
Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
.
Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye…;)
.
Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…

Good & Bad Luck…….

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

I’m warning you….

Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

Meet My Wife Tina

Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina

Boy2 : Oh! I know her

Boy1 : How?

Boy2 : We were caught sleeping together

Boy1 : What the hell?

Boy2 : During lecture in maths class

Think +ve