Rajnikant SMS Archive

Cricket by Rajnikanth

Lagaan ending in Rajnikanth style:

Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball…
Ball splits into 4 pieces go for 6’s. India wins!
Yenna Rascala…. Mind It !!!!!!!!!

 

Recently china airports were

Rajni is back with new ones…..

Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog …….. Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!!

Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!!

Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!!

Definition of solar eclipse:
When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse………!!!!!

Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share at least one percent of his knowledge with the world……
Thus…….The google was born!!!!

Think what would have happened if Rajni would have born 150 years ago..?????
British would have fought for Independence….!!!!!!

Best Rajni joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajni..!!!!

An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore.
Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya …!!!!

Why do earthquake occurs?????
Because at that time Rajanikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode…!!!!!!!

Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school…..!
Since then that day is known as………….Sunday…!!!!!!!!!!

The pyramids in Egypt are actually………….
……….Rajanikanths primary school craft projects…!!!!!!!!

Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore…..!!
Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration…!!!!!!!!!

Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with 4 wells on each corner?????
….To play Carrom…!!!!!!

Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting…!!!!!

Rajni was penalized for over speeding at Pune-Mumbai expressway. He was jogging..!!!!

Rajnikant se ek din ek

Rajnikant se ek din ek media wali ne pucha-

Rajni Sir aapke uupar laakho jokes bane..

aapko bura nai lagta..

..Rajni Sir: Jyada jokes nai bane..just 3-4 hi bane hai.

.baki sab facts hai ….:O:O

Media Wali shock..Rajni sir rock.