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A man spotted an old brass lamp

One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.

“i’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said.

The man thought for a moment, then said,
“I want a spectacular job – a job that no one has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”

“poof!” said the genie. “you are a housewife.” :p

May u may not get well that soon

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the
company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with
the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?
Please tell me even i don”t know.

Make sure it’s cheap

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”