WhatsApp Jokes Archive

New India – Pakistan Joke

What a day ….69 yrs back both India and Pakistan got independence

Indians have become CEOs of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover

and

Pakistani have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen

What a contrast…… Adding a line to this joke …
India reached Mars and Pakistan still trying to enter India

This message should reach every Indian all over the world…

Baap – Bete ki shandaar baatein ….

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying, the father says sorry.

Smart Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say “sorry” to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Nahi na.. Relationships are like this .

Smarter Dad says : Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa… Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na… Haram-khor.. Tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper – waper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.

 

Drunk Husband Joke in English

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.

He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.

He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.

He smashed the first bottle swearing,
“you are the reason I fight with my wife”.

He smashed the second bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t love my children”.

He smashed the third bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t have a decent job”.

When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full.
He hesitated for only a moment and said
“you stand aside, I know you were not involved”.

 

Suresh changed the subject….

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”

Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh

Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh

sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh

Neha : hb

Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh

Yogesh: happy b kalpesh

Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh

Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨

Kalpesh – thanks Neha..

Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh haramkhor kutta “

 

Are you blind ?

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u”

Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing,

Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life”

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

“Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!”

MEN ARE MEN..