SEX SMS Archive

Ek Ladki Nurse Se……

Ek Ladki Nurse Se: “Meri Choot Fat Gayi Hai Mujhe Taanke Lagwane Hain.”

Nurse: “Size Kitna Rakhna Hai?

Ladki Soch Kar Boli: “Apni Ke Jitna Rakh Do.”

Nurse: “Fir Toh Aur Jyada Faadni Padegi….“

“Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle call girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din…….

Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din Patni Ko Chodne Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Praathna Karta Hai

Pati: “Hey Bhagwan Mein Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Manane Ja Raha Hoon Mujhe Exprience Dena”

Patni Apne Pati Ki Prathna Sunte Hi Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji Aap Kewal Bhagwan Se Takt Mango Exprience Mere Paas Bahut Hai“

“Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.”

Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaje Ke Pass Wale Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar Raha Thha.

Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte Dekh Leti Hai.

Is Se Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti, Pappu Fatafatt Bola.

Pappu: “Mam, 100 Saal Jiyogi Aap.”

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui…..

Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi Padd Rahi Thi.

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”

Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha….

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha: “Sex Karte Time Jayada Mazza Ladke Ko Aata Hai Ya Ladki Ko?”

Ladki: “Agar Tum Unglee Apni Gaand Mein Dalooge Toh Gaand Ko Zayada Mazza Aayega Ya Unglee Ko“.