X-Rated SMS Archive

Shakki Wife: Aaj Theek Se Nahi Kar ….

Varieties Of Wife-

Aalsi Wife: Aaj Kapdey Utaarney Ka Mood Nahi, Aise Hi Karlo

Gussey Wali Biwi: Don’t Cum In My Mouth Nahi Toh Kaat Lungi.

Chhedne Wali Wife: Jab Mai College Me Thi Toh Mera Bf 4-5 Baar Kar Leta Tha

Confused Wife: Do Me From Behind… No No It Will Pain Aage Se Hi Kartey Hain.

Selfish Wife: Mera Ho Gaya, Main So Rahi Hun.

Shakki Wife: Aaj Theek Se Nahi Kar Rahey Kahin Baahar Kar Ke Aaye Ho? .

Condom

( chocolate, flowers and condom convo )

CHOCOLATE: Halin kaau q karong Valentines

FLOWERS: mas halin q kay nindot nah barato pjud, mahal mnka

CONDOM: unyA mo storya pku?

Hahaha

Bachcha Maa aur Pregnancy

Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai

Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!

2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!

Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???

Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!

 

Difficult To Understand Girls

Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
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Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!

Winter Special – Pati Patni

Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi…

woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya..
Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!”

Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”!

 

Three pregnant woman were

Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gynea’s waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead and one was a brunnette). The brunette proudly says “I’m gonna have a son ‘coz my husband was on top!” Then the red says “If that’s the case, then I’m gonna have a daughter ‘coz I was on top!”. All of a sudden the blonde gets hysterical and cries “I’M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES!”