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May 17, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:

I was in 12th

She was in 12th

I got B.Tech

She got BBA

I was doing B.Tech

She got MBA

I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance

She got married

I m doing M.TECH

She’s d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D

Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE

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I Can Write 70 Words Per

May 11, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute

But

Can’t Read My Own Hand

Writing… !!

I Spend More Time With My

Teachers Than With My Family… !!

I know The Euler’s Theorem But Not

My Shirt Size… !! I Have No Life and

Can Prove It Mathematically… – !!

I…

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Kab Milenge Na Jaane Hum

May 10, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

Kab Milenge Na Jaane Hum Yaaron Phir Se Sabhi Laut Kar Ab Na Aayenge Woh Masti Bhare Din Kabhi Ho Dil Yeh Apna Kahe Ke Aye Doston Hu Owoo Ow I’m Really Gonna Miss This Place I’m Gonna Miss My College Days I’m Really Gonna Miss This Place I’m Gonna…

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School:” Ye Duniya Ye

May 4, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

School:” Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi.. . Tution:” Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths:” Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. . Science:” Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle.. . Exam:” Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result…

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Yo yo honey singh eXcLuCiVE

April 29, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

Yo yo honey singh eXcLuCiVE in lonely song

“Exam se  door mai bhi hoon majboor”

“Dil ko sataye question paper ka ye noor”

“Bat ye sacchi aaj tuzko batau muze samaz hi nahi ata kaise examiner ko patau”

“Bas paas hone ke liye ye answer likhte jaau”

“Din raat hi mai…

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A student failed law & decided to

April 20, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

sir, do u know everything about law?

Prof:yes

student; if u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u can’t, u have to give me ‘A’

professor agreed

boy asked, ‘what is legal but nt logical, logical…

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Work hard with deep

April 11, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

Work hard with deep understanding…

InshAllah u will get the success…

Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?

April 9, 2013 |  by  |  Students SMS  |  No Comments

Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?

“Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table..”:)

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Zindagi…mtlb kya..?

“1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta”

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Zindagi…mtlb kya.?

“1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..:)

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Zindagi…mtlb kya..?

“school ke dost,…

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