A GF is not one who says,
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“Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe
bhul jao”
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A true GF is one who says,
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“Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena.
How to ask A Girl for her no..??
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.behenji aap wats aap uze krti ho kya.?.:p
Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!:/
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl : Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah
Dekh Raha Hai..!!
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Conversation on
Boy- Call me shona
Girl- my shona
Boy- Call me sweetheart
Girl- Sweetheart
Boy- Call me honey
Girl- honey
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Boy- Abe dhakkan mere phone pe
call kar.. balance nai he mere me
Girl- Oh, ok ok
Moral- batane ki jarurat nai…
Read MoreEk Ladki, ek din Art Gallery
dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
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Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko
Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?
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Maalik : Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat
Laga,
Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
boy-can i hold your hand?
girl-no
boy-why?
girl-because it hurts when you leave it
boy-baap re i am acting but she is overacting.
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground…
Read MoreShe said that she wanted to get high..!!He took her to the tallest hill in townShe said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!!
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink UpShe said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!!
He gave her a…