SMS Collection

The best Collection of SMS and Jokes.

A b.tech student took his girlgriend

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A b.tech student took his galfrnd to his home aftr completing B.tech….
Father asked who is she….
Son replied..
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My campus selection..:-);-);-)

In d memory of 90′s

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In d memory of 90′s

When d most popular games were “chupan-chupai”,

“pakdam-pakdai”,

“oonch-neech”,

“barf-paani”,

when d best delights were “orange goli”,

“raaja ka khajaana”,

“kismibar”,

when we wer nt allowed 2 watch late nite movies on DD-1 bt v managed it smhow,

when decision were made by “akkad bakkad bambey bow”

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when while playing cricket, rule wer

“ghar me jana out, aur jo marega wahi lekar aayega”

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When d best defesive dialogues were “jo kehta hai wahi hota hai”

“same 2 u, bck 2 u”
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childish bt awesome uncountable memories…:)

You say and I say

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You say “Go to Hell” I say “Go kiss a Dementor”
You say football, I say quidditch
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts
You say paparazi, I say Rita Skeeter
You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, “I’m going to kill you!”, I yell, “Avada Kedavra!”
You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.”
You say b****, I say,”Butt Trumpet”
You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!”
You say hot, I say supermegafoxyawesomehot
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.”
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson
You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory
You say Bella, I say Bellatrix
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, “Dobby!”
You say OMG! I say Merlin’s beard!
You say superpowers, I say magic
You say car, I say broom/apparation/floo powder
You say ridiculous, I say riddikulus.
You say anything HP related, I drop what I’m doing and join the conversation
You say Gandalf, I say Dumbledore
You say love, I say Always
You say home, I say Hogwarts. ♥