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Impossibilities in the world

| Filed under Cool SMS

Impossibilities in the world
1- you cant count your hair
2- you cant wash your eyes with soap
3- you cant breathe when your tongue is out
4- please put your tongue inside
Stop acting like a dog =))

Define pretending?

| Filed under Sad SMS

Def¡ne PRETENDING ?
Say¡nq You’re OK ,
But NOT !
That You Understand ,
But You Dont !
Act¡nq L¡ke You’re Busy ,
But ¡n Real¡ty You’re Lonely !
Conv¡nc¡nq People That You Just Want To Be A Fr¡end ,
But What You Really Want ¡s More Than Fr¡ends !
When You Know That She/He Has Somebody New ,
You Act L¡ke ¡t Doesn’t Hurt When ¡t Really Hurts So Bad !
When You Say You’ve Moved On ,
But The Truth ¡s St¡ll Wa¡t¡nq !
When You Say ¡t’s Over ,
But You Know You St¡ll Love H¡m/Her !
PRETANDING You’re Not Affected BUT ¡nfact YOU ARE
qEwd even¡nq phEywEnZz ! (=