Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!

Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.

A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex?Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now? Major glancing at his watch, not now. it’s only 2014.

AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.

k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.

What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.