Posts Tagged ‘Funny SMS’
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary…
Read MoreRESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the foot path, & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don’t you everdo that again, you…
Read MoreGod Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.
But When He Reached China,He Was Tired.
Then He Started.
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Copy,Paste,Copy,Paste….
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There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.
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One lady lay on the table provocatively,…
Read MoreSon:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”;;) father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra…
Read MoreInsaan sab se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai?
Guess, guess!
Bihkari ke saamné— ‘Maaf karo Baba’