Posts Tagged ‘Funny SMS’
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary…Read More
RESULT OF CHANGING THE JOB:
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the foot path, & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don’t you everdo that again, you…Read More
God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.
But When He Reached China,He Was Tired.
Then He Started.
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There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”.
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.
One lady lay on the table provocatively,…Read More
Son:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”;;) father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra…Read More
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