Naag bola Nagin se, Mere gale me tere pyar ka fanda he
Nagin boli Nag se, Mera khayal chhor de
Mera Boyfriend Anaconda hai
Naag bola Nagin se
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Shaitan beti
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Papa : Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi 2?
BETI : PAPA BBA karungi.
PAPA: What is ”BBA” ?
BETI: Boyfriend ki Bike per Aish..!
:-D:-D
“VEENA MALIK”
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“VEENA MALIK” se ek Program me kisi ne pucha..
Aap subah uth kar sab se pehle kya kaam karti hai.?
VEENA-
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Apne Ghar Jati Hu.
Mard aur Aurat ka rishta
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Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi sala ajeeb hai …
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Dur Raho To JUDAI….
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Aur
pass raho to .
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To LADAI….
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Haan Bhai log wo bhi hota hai jo tum soch rahe ho …
:P:D:D:D
HE does not like girls
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In a Grammar class :
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Teacher:- “HE does not like girls”
What is ‘He’ in this sentence. . ??
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Student :- Gay. . . . !!! 
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Arz kita ae
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Arz kita ae:
wah,wah!
Shuru ta karan do yr.
Arz kita ae:
Kothe te JAA mahiya
kothe te JAA mahiya
main channel set krdi aan
tu Dish nu ghuma mahiya
Chikni chameli
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Nazar mili tab wo akeli thi,
Dosti hui to wo saheli thi,
Pyaar hua to wo paheli thi,
Dusre k sath bhag gai tab pata chala wo us area ki chikani chameli thi…
