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Har bar rajnikant nhi hota

| Filed under Rajnikant SMS

In 1976 superman, spiderman and
batman were going through india with
flying powers
but after reaching to their country they
all died
u knw why??
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na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hota
yad karo shole me gabbar ne teen
goliyan hawa me chalai thi.
%-) lolz

Once Rajnikant Appeared For CET exam

| Filed under Rajnikant SMS

Once Rajnikant Appeared For CET exam without
studying.

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He FAILED Ha Ha Ha.!
CET Rocks
Rajni Ho Ya Ghajini
CET Mein Sabki Hai Bajni.

Facebook passwords of celebrities

| Filed under Cool SMS

Abhishek Bachchan – P Ash Word

Amitabh Bachchan – rekha

Shahrukh Khan – ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit – 12345678910111213

Shahid Kapur – Paffword

Bill Gates – MSword

Barack Obama – TheBlackHouseDeve Gowda -zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal – KhuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya: calendarshouldhave20months

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar – India

RahulDravid – Nothing shall pass

Saurav Ganguly – Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu – lol

Emraan Hashmi – Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar – Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh – Aakthoo!!

Anu Malik will use passwords chosen by somebody else

Rajnikanth doesn’t need a password

ACP Pradyuman – daya_darwaza_tod_do…..!! :P