Posts Tagged ‘Santa Banta SMS’
Manager-Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai
Santa-Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahi chahiye!
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Banta:- yaar santa ye bata ki duniya me kitne
desh
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Santa:- kar di na gawaro wali baat,
abe duniya me 1 hi to desh hai INDIA,
baki sab to videsh hai!
Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh K Acche “Nagrik” Hote Hain?
Banta- Baniye……
Santa- Wo Kaise?
Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai Desh K Acche Nagrik “Baniye”
Jung me santa ne built proof jacket ki jagah machhardani ko lapeta.
Banta : Santa tune jacket ki jagah machhardani ko kyun papers.
Santa : Abe ghonchu ! Jisme machhar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kya khak ghusegi.
Santa English k paper mein fail ho gya.
Translation ki wajah se.
1. मैं एक आम आदमी हूँ।
I am a mango man.
2. मुझे अंग्रेजी आती है।
English comes to me.
3. मेरा तालुक्क हरिपुर हजारा से है।
I belongs to green pur Thousanda.
4. सड़क पर गोलियां चल रहीं हैं।
Tablets are walking…
Read MoreSanta- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu…..
Dho raha hu main 
:-P:-
Sardar ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :
Mujhe M G Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash, ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai…
RJ : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain…. Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge???
Sardar : Nahi… Main…
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